joshpeck:

i miss the surprise bitch meme someone bring it back

cobie-smulders:

Favourite Movies: 13 Going on 30 (2004)

"I’ll have a Piña Colada, not virgin. Wanna see my ID? Totally have it!"

kirk-out:

hey guys this is a rly important announcement i will be going on a year-long hiatus starting tomorrow bc theres no wifi at hogwarts ha ha l8r u dirtbags suck it 

scrotumcoat:

not many people know metallica opened for jesus’ birth

No matches on prints, DNA, dental. Clothing is custom, no labels. Nothing in his pockets but knives and lint. No name, no other alias.

naomicampbelle:

when your parents try to give you fashion adviceimage

thatwetshirt:

andy dwyer, king of logic