candlemass-snapback:

Need a girl who can tell me what frogs are

daenerystargayren:

being really into history is cooler than being into math or science… someone who likes math and science is called a “math nerd” or a “science geek” but someone who likes history is called a “history buff” because of their strong, sensual arms

oknope:

i think my iPhone is broken.

i pressed the home button, but i’m still at school

sheeranal:

single and ready for someone to fall in love with me already like damn

*gets down on one knee* will you please give me the wifi password?

falloutmagiboy:

this is your daily reminder to not forget about ferguson. Keep it going!

i always come up with the greatest comebacks like 7 years later

dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

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